Detail of the veiled angel of death, from Honor Roll Monument in Prospect Park, Augustus Lukeman.
a prank is:
- something you can look back on and genuinely laugh at whether or not you were the victim
being an asshole is:
- destroying public and private property
- deliberately triggering someone
- inflicting lasting harm on someone
- generally ruining someone’s day, then laughing about it
this april fool’s day, pull pranks instead of being an asshole
[stares off into the distance and sighs deeply, then glances back at u]
its a story ive told too many times … and each time it becomes more and more painful to tell.
im sorry . perhaps another time i will tell u. goodbye my friend
"Sometimes I eat things!"
"Sometimes I eat too many things”
eating too many things?
there is no such thing as eating too many things